For Jon: I hope that you and Brett Simonis enjoy this. We love you.

By Polish Sausage and VEgetable Pierogi

Brett and Jon were best of friends

They really got along.

But what they did while golfing one day

Was REALLY, really wrong.

While out golfing, Brett fell in the pond,

And wet himself up to his knees.

But you really should know its not from the pond,

In reality he really peed.

Brett I feel obliged to share

my pants with you today.

So Jonny stripped down to his skivvies,

Now, do you feel okay?

Yes, Brett said with a smile

and he got naked too.

They ran around with golf clubs on;

Everyone hid and booed.

Except for Kelli, who on the ninth hole,

Screamed with incredible glee.

Brett is naked! Jon is naked!

Why did everyone flee?

Mrs. McKorkle replied with a frown,

You boys should really know,

Running on a golf course naked

Is a big gigantic NO.

So Brett put Jonnys pants on,

And pranced along the walk.

But Brett just wasnt looking

And tripped on a large rock.

He fell and screamed in pain,

But got up anyway.

Now, Jonny did you like that?

Were you looking this way?

Im sorry I missed it, I feel real bad,

but if you like you may do it again.

So Brett went back and faked his fall

Again and again times ten.

Mike Higgins thought it was funny too

And tried to copy his act.

Now you see why this poem had to end.

You know that for a fact.

Mike Higgins never took classes

On wanky-ism or being nude.

Jon has a special pin and all

And is known as Naked-Dude.

Remember now forevermore

That golf is a classic sport.

You should always keep your clothes on

Cause you could be taken to court.