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The purpose of this site is to approach the subject of etiquette with a lighter attitude. We show you what not to do. If you follow these simple rules your life will be easier and more fulfilling.

And you might even get laid.

 

To Our Loyal Fans:

This time around we're gonna be a more badass than ever. We have some new stuff lined up to liven up your life. Get ready!

 

To the newbies, welcome! We hope you enjoy it here. As you can see, we have a LOT of stuff to offer and most of it extremely funny. This is a free site. We do it for fun and we mean no harm. We just mean to create a relaxing environment for fun-loving people everywhere!

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Copyright 1996 Bill Watterson

Yeah...we are the best. We know it and you are not. This website is to help stupid people like "you" sound more like a degenerate than a complete mental impaired 3-year old. Use the random thoughts for every situation you possibly can. You'll sound intellectual and eccentric.
 
 
We were gone for awhile, but now we're back and ready to help with your grammar problems. Any questions or comments feel free to e-mail us at orangemonkey73@hotmail.com. Enjoy!
 
 
Foreign Phrase of the Day: In Italian
 
Dare un abbraccio al suo hotdog. Indossare un preservativo.
 
Give your hotdog a hug. Wear a condom.

From spelling to capitalization, we do it all.

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